The Blair Sex Project

With each year that passes, the Blairs become creepier and creepier. One wouldn't be impertinent enough to compare them to swingers Dan and Ceri Moody, the "sex people" who fail to entice a traumatised Alan Partridge into their bed. But if you did happen to visit Tony and Cherie in any one of their 137 homes, the last thing you'd want to hear is your car keys slipping through a pocket hole and clinking on to the priceless carpet Mr Mubarak gave them on their last visit to Sharm-el-Sheikh.