Who knew?

Back when I had a really good health care plan, I was scheduled for a physical.

It took all day.

Among the features of the experience was an electrocardiogram. That's where they put electrodes all over you and twist dials and something results.

A small Asian woman came in to prep me. She had trouble pasting electrodes on me. "You so hairy," she complained.

I apologized. It's one of many things I wasn't consulted on before I was born. Until I hit high school, I had no idea it would become an issue.

Apparently, in the offspray of Weinergate, it is.